Hvad jeg burde have spurgt om ved (hvert) Gymnasie-info-møde

I wonder why the schools don't teach anything useful these days
Like how to fall from grace, and slide with elegance from a pedestal
I never asked to be on in the first place.

(fra Marianne Faithfull & Jarvis Cockers fantastiske sang "Sliding Thorugh Life on Charm" på MF-cd'en Kissin Time)